Rude awakenings

If you are looking for a yumtactic vegan recipe or mind blowing home-school ideas. You'll have to wait for another day. This is a straight up rant; bitchfest to the extreme, I just wanna put out there. Tomorrow I will make up for it by posting the best banana bread I ever made; and I've made a fair share of b-bread, and this was goo-oooo-d!

We have been living in high stress for weeks. We sold our place, and we are just about ready to leave for California; Nathaniel had to find a super awesome deal on a '57 Buick. Now he is taking the time to make it run, so we are not dragging around a dead ass car. Perfect timing huh? Its almost ready.....for real. But we should wait for the holiday to be over, so the kids can have a nice time.
First it was my moms with my loony toon of a sister. Now we are living in a house with too many people, which includes 3 kids. Stress. I am not even kidding I have washed dishes 2-3 times a day for days, I pick up toys all day, clean this and that for kids and pig pen adults all day!! I really don't mind all that much, 'cause I wanna help, but come on I am not the Fucking maid!!!! I have be trying my hardest to go with the flow. But what happened today just pushed me over my mountain of stress. First of all my husband's mom decides at 7pm that she want to rearrange practically the whole house for x-mas. I did NOT want to help, I did help but shit, its SEVEN o'clock! It was trashed, we moved everything in her living room, and tons of stuff out of the sewing room.....it was a mess. In the middle of the craziness Avery was looking at her holiday houses and little people and he must have picked one up and she fucking hit him on the arm!!!!! Yes someone hit my child. I don't even hit my kids! It is so wrong to hit/spank/swat whatever you want to call it, a kid. (a baby really, he is 2) I actually said something. I am not THAT brave I usually wont say anything, I do a good job bottling things up; but if you mess with my kid watch out!!! I don't give a damn who you are! First I asked as nice as I could to not hit him. She gives me crap of oh I kissed my kids I hugged them and they got spanked too. I remind her he is not her son and to not hit my son. Then she has the fucking nerve to tell me the I am in for a rude awakening when my kids are older. I probably never been more offended in my freakin' life. So are you trying to tell me that if I don't make my kids endure bodily harm they are going to grow up like......what? Disrespectful useless jerks? Thats a load of crap, you idiot! (I wanted to say that, it didn't happen) she then told me to keep my kid out of her stuff if she didn't want her to swat at him. Really? Freakin' rude. I have never hit my kids and I think they are pretty dang good little people. Ellis is going to be 6 soon and I am proud to say he is a respectful little boy. Avery is learning, and I can see a nice respectful boy behind his impulsive 2 year old antics. So lady YOU'RE in for a rude awakening when I freaking punch you if I ever see you hit one of my kids again. Do you think that will teach her to not hit? Stupid!
Nathaniel is really doing a nice job on the '57. It's just our luck the car has to come now. I can't wait to leave, I am looking at this move as a fresh start. If we ever get on the road I feel pretty optimistic about what is ahead of us. And thats big for this pessimistic girl.

I promise super awesome vegantastic banana bread is tomorrow ;-)

Oh p.s. Ellis just walked up to me and said "mama can I have a sister?" I asked "why do you want a sister" (to see what he would say. "'cause I just want a baby sister, I love you mama". And he ran to go watch his movie. Yup, I never hit that child once in his life.